Marriage has three rings: Engagement rings, Wedding rings and Suffer-rings.
A: What is difference between wife and a girlfriend?
B: About forty ponds.
Boss: Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?
Young man: I ought to be able. I’ve had twelve different jobs in four months.
A: Why were males created before females?
B: Coz you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
Short Jokes
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